Friday, July 6, 2007

What Next??

Jessica Smith,

a previous member of the cast of MTV's "Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County," recently got three years probation after pleading guilty to .. gasp... drunken driving..Smith was also ordered to do 80 hours of community service and pay over a thousand dollars in fines.
The rules are apparently different for celebrities.. She was arrested after driving drunk and hitting another car, causing slight injuries to two people..
So.. how.. did we get from there to misdemeanor DUI?? well apparently she only caused minor injuries and that makes it all okey dokey..
Her arrest came after she crashed into a Beetle on the freeway.. Way to teach her responsibility for those actions judge..


Did she or didn't she??


Avril Lavigne is facing a lawsuit brought by a 1970s rock band who claims that her song "Girlfriend" is a ripoff of their music.


Tommy Dunbar and James Gangwer are filing the lawsuit filed alleging that Lavigne and her co-writers swiped their 1979 song "I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend," which was originally performed by new wave band The Rubinoos.
The duo explained their actions by commenting.."
"We are not so naive as to chalk it up to some sort of cosmic coincidence,"
Sheesh.. ya don't think?/


OH DEAAAR GOD?? Tell me you aren't buying this ridiculous example of an excuse


When all else fails in Hollywood, you grasp the "method acting" defense.. Britney Spears latest, and in my humble opinion very best, attempted explanation of the car attack..informed her public.. with a straight face no less, that she attacked a car with an umbrella -- because she was... rehearsing for a movie role.
Well alright then..
As the fading pop star attempts to revive her career after some real issues such as a go at rehab, the ever popular panty-less pics and a divorce pending, she has posted a new comment on her website, www.britneyspears.com, apologizing to the photo snappers for the minor incident, calling it a "stunt."
"I was preparing my character for a roll ..." the 25-year-old wrote. "I take all my rolls very seriously and got a little carried away."

She failed to name the movie and claims to have not gotten the part.. QUELLE surprise.

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